Maybe it’s just me, but any time a film contains a well-made, practical FX creature, I’m going to be into it. Often times, that big scary monster is what saves an otherwise lackluster movie. Which is exactly the case with The Axiom…
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The crowd is eager as I sit down for an advanced screening of The Wind at the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles. The film begins, and the excited anticipation of the audience quickly grows to stark terror as we are pulled into a speechless first ten minutes full of pain, dread, and the relentless howling of prairie winds… Every horror fan has those nostalgic films that helped guide them into the genre, sometimes with ease, sometimes by trial of blood-splattery fire. Either way, we cherish those films, like good friends who helped us in some way. For me, those movies were Christine, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Critters, which is why I’m torn in saying that Critters: A New Binge, releasing on Shudder, both betrays the tone of the original franchise, yet opens the door for a new fan-base… When I was a kid, I made a book of monsters, which was an A-Z picture book of creatures with terribly scribbled drawings for each one. I was particularly proud of my creativity (laziness) to leave a blank page for the Invisible Man. But I can easily say that this childish endeavor wasn’t nearly as cool as Book of Monsters, coming from Dread… If you’re ever in the middle of the woods and you find a trap door leading into an underground bunker, whatever you do, don’t go inside! You might just run into the reincarnated zombie-spirit of a Nazi-killing soldier who wants your head because he thinks you’re a German. Best to just go ahead and walk away… |
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