A jealous guy with no chill, his possibly cheating girlfriend, and the guy’s best friend she may be cheating with, sail out into the middle of nowhere and…this may sound like the beginning of a joke, but that’s the setup for Harpoon, which played at Fantasia 2019 this past weekend, and its only sort of a laughing matter…
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If there’s anything to learn from The Intruder, releasing on Blu-ray/DVD tomorrow, it’s that actor Dennis Quaid needs to be in ALL of the horror films now. And when you’re looking to buy a house, and your introduction to the owner is them cold-bloodedly shooting a deer right in front of you, you get your ass back to the city and never look back… Ahoy, mateys, and welcome to my review of Lake Michigan Monster, the strangest underwater adventure you’ll ever experience! Having played at Fantasia 2019 and banned in four of the five great lakes, this film has ghosts, zombies, phantom ships, rubbery monster on human loving, and it’s enough to drive you so mad, you’ll be talking like a deranged pirate afterwards, argh… As someone who’s worked in reality TV the better part of a decade, you should know if you don’t already: most of its fake. One sub-genre that’s about as real as the phantom projections in an episode of Scooby-Doo is the ghost hunter show. These shows are expert fabrications of a haunting, but Deadtectives explores what would happen if it all turned out to be real, with a comedic twist… By now, many of you know who David Harbour is. Perhaps best known for his role as Hopper in Stranger Things, It’s no wonder that Netflix would continue to work with the charming star, but whatever they’re smoking, I want some, because Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein, is a whole different monster than anyone could have expected… It isn’t every year that not one, but TWO sequels/spinoffs to a popular horror series drop, but that’s the case with Critters: A New Binge and Critters Attack!, with the latter world premiering at Fantasia 2019 this past weekend. But some Critters fans won’t be happy to know that the two have much more in common than they’d like… |
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